Dear American citizens,
If you elect Sarah Palin and/or Glenn Beck and/or Dick Cheney as your President or Vice President in 2012 or any other year, that will be even worse than when you re-elected George W. Bush… and if such a thing happens I will, regretfully, be forced to give up on you and your country for good. And I doubt I’d be alone.
That is all.
Sincerely,
A terrified Canadian